Well the road was hot and flat as ruler,  good hundred miles between me and Missoula, That vinyl top wasn't getting no cooler......

Kinja'd!!! "Dash-doorhandle-6 cyl none the richer" (dash-doorhandle-and-bondo)
04/23/2018 at 23:12 • Filed to: None

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Sounds like your transmission, you need Bob, but he’s gone fishin......


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Kinja'd!!! Urambo Tauro > Dash-doorhandle-6 cyl none the richer
04/23/2018 at 23:40

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Bob ain’t got no ambition.


Kinja'd!!! Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > Dash-doorhandle-6 cyl none the richer
04/23/2018 at 23:49

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Years ago you could legally drink and drive in Montucky. As a child my job was to hand beers forward from the cooler to the driver.


Kinja'd!!! Dash-doorhandle-6 cyl none the richer > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever
04/23/2018 at 23:54

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how fast can you get away with driving? all I can say about speeding is that it occured in the United States. And it was awesome.


Kinja'd!!! Dash-doorhandle-6 cyl none the richer > Dash-doorhandle-6 cyl none the richer
04/23/2018 at 23:57

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I missed out on driving highway 59 in the daylight. And I couldn’t remember which oppo was our sasquatch-wresslin-Montanan.


Kinja'd!!! Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > Dash-doorhandle-6 cyl none the richer
04/24/2018 at 09:07

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I live on HWY 93, 60 miles from the border. Instate plates on open roads you can do 10 over on highways, never ever speed in town.


Kinja'd!!! Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > Dash-doorhandle-6 cyl none the richer
04/24/2018 at 09:08

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10 over and they won’t look at you. I have not been pulled over since ‘99 in MT.


Kinja'd!!! Eric @ opposite-lock.com > Dash-doorhandle-6 cyl none the richer
04/24/2018 at 09:14

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There is no road that is flat and straight as a ruler anywhere in a 100 mile radius of Missoula. The closest I’ve got are a few short stretches of 93.


Kinja'd!!! Dash-doorhandle-6 cyl none the richer > Eric @ opposite-lock.com
04/24/2018 at 10:00

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I got no where near Missoula, It was the wee hours of the morning, and I don’t drink but it rhymes, and is a damn jaunty tune to listen to.


Kinja'd!!! Dash-doorhandle-6 cyl none the richer > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever
04/24/2018 at 10:07

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I’ve passed through a number of times., only ever saw one person pulled over. On a Corvette yellow sportbike, wearing Corvette yellow leathers. I assume for egregious speeding, and also asking for it.


Kinja'd!!! Dash-doorhandle-6 cyl none the richer > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever
04/24/2018 at 10:11

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My office is the small towns on the road, there are places you can speed but through town is not one of them.


Kinja'd!!! Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > Dash-doorhandle-6 cyl none the richer
04/24/2018 at 10:13

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Not a crime against fashion?


Kinja'd!!! Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > Dash-doorhandle-6 cyl none the richer
04/24/2018 at 10:14

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David Letterman got a ticket in Darby MT, when he mentioned it on TV every Montanan ever sighed and said to themselves, “everyone knows you don’t speed in Darby”


Kinja'd!!! Dash-doorhandle-6 cyl none the richer > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever
04/24/2018 at 10:15

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Being unsubtle. You can beat the cops and you can beat the clock. but next gas 75 miles is a bitch.


Kinja'd!!! Dash-doorhandle-6 cyl none the richer > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever
04/24/2018 at 10:28

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I live in Sask, there are regional Differences in suggested speed. limit’s the same everywhere. Got my first ticket in many, many years a couple weeks ago. I had a very polite and friendly dealing with the RCMP.

“do you know why I pulled you over”

“yes I was driving way too fast there”

“were you aware you were speeding?”

‘After I saw your cop car I was, It’s a stickshift, and apparently stick and cruise is a rare combo on these , so no cuise it some times creeps up on ya”

“no kidding, a stick in a dodge nitro? never seen that, neat”

“yeah its a six speed, it pretty awsome”

“SIX? right on. Gimme your licence and I’ll be right back.”

Still got the ticket, but the minimum actual ticket you can get. I know the road you can boogie down on and that wasn’t one of them. My bad.


Kinja'd!!! Dash-doorhandle-6 cyl none the richer > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever
04/24/2018 at 10:30

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As a saskweejan, I find Montana’s lonely highways scenic and relaxing.


Kinja'd!!! For Sweden > Dash-doorhandle-6 cyl none the richer
04/24/2018 at 11:37

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Driving to Missoula was the first mistake. Just drive to Portland.